{"product_id":"the-girl-the-penguin-the-home-schooling-and-the-gin-a-hilarious-parody-of-the-boy-the-mole-the-fox-and-the-horse-for-parents-everywhere-by-guy-adams","title":"The Girl, the Penguin, the Home-Schooling and the Gin: A hilarious parody of The Boy, The Mole, The Fox and The Horse - for parents everywhere by Guy Adams","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"The Girl, the Penguin, the Homeschooling \u0026amp; the Gin\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/S\/aplus-media-library-service-media\/18d5f588-3d50-44a2-bdfc-2b2ef4ddf5be.__CR0,0,970,300_PT0_SX970_V1___.png\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBecause it's been a bit of a trying time, hasn't it? You now know that your five-year-old is better at maths than you. And English. And at not crying during work. And the only way to get through it with a smile has been to buy all the booze and try to remember how to do 'going out'.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBut don't worry, here to paper over all the cracks is a touching book, full of tender animal friends, pretty pictures and not too many words. A book for our times - to remind us of the precious joys of having all the family together, non-stop, twenty-four hours a day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOwning it will make you happy. Giving it to other people will make you seem kind. Reading it will remind you that you're nearly out of gin.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"John Blake","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":60246272278862,"sku":"SNG8104","price":28.48,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0902\/9022\/5486\/files\/TheGirlThePenguin.jpg?v=1785331943","url":"https:\/\/narcomics.net\/products\/the-girl-the-penguin-the-home-schooling-and-the-gin-a-hilarious-parody-of-the-boy-the-mole-the-fox-and-the-horse-for-parents-everywhere-by-guy-adams","provider":"Narcomics","version":"1.0","type":"link"}